Hilarious funny kid

Below is a video taken of a father and a months old son. My dear friend ever shared me this hilarious laughed of a kid while the father plays golf on the Nintendo Wii. Watch the video and see and hear it yourself.

Beware of Hackers…

For they are just anywhere, and anywhere. Come to think of this photo. I was checking my SPAM or BULK MAIL in YAHOO. And I found out that again [for the 2nd time] I sent myself, or sent something into my own E-Mail some dim-witted mail, which I never did, obviously.

That is why; we have to be aware of those hackers, and must confirm that particular person in your list. Whether a friend or family, if they certainly sent you some page or information into your email before diving into that in sequence.

I was laughing my butt that much, because this stupid hacker just sent something into my own e-mail address some shitty Online Drug medicine. Some disgusting information which, I assume will ruined my reputation if it was sent into my friend list.

Please do inform me before opening some junk mails you’ve got. Because, for sure I don’t know exactly what’s going on that it can’t be prevented that an e-mail will be hacked.

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Okay, I have this on my e-mail, this might not be understandable by other language, but you can try to translate it. One reason I would like to share the whole paragraphs of mottos and sayings here it’s because it is absolutely funny.

Plus, this might be a good day to start a gloomy and cranky day. A medicine for that is a good laugh early in the morning.

Hope you like it, enjoy!


Words to live by ng mga bading
"Walang kaibi-kaibigan pag agawan na ng dyowa ang usapan"
"Sa hinaba-haba man ng prusisyon, bading din pala ang magiging karelasyon."
"Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare"
"Aanhin mo ang guwapo, kung mas malandi pa sa iyo?"
"Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling dyowa, sa mga bath houses naglipana."
"Matalino man daw ang bading, napeperahan pa rin."
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In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:
"Ang lambot naman ng ulo ng bata…"
The pretty mother replied: "Father…dede ko po yan!"
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Motto of the day: "Masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap"
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MISTER: wala akong tulog dahil naiisip ko P500K na utang ko kay pare.
MISIS: madali yan!=2 0Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mong hindi ka makakabayad sa utang mo para siya naman ang hindi makatulog!
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JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord,
swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.
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JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad.
JEEP DRIVER: saan galling?
JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin.
JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan?
JEEP PASSENGER: sayo.

Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?
Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at
magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.
Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?!?
Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!
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Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda?
Mr: Oo naman.
Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?
Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.

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Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!
Dad: Bakit?
Son: Hin alikan ko po ang seatmate ko.
Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?
Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.
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Lasing: Hoy! Sinong matapang?! Labas!
Lalake: Ako! Bakit? Lalaban ka?!
Lasing: Pare, ihatid mo naman ako sa bahay, natatakot ako kay misis eh.
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Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US . Ito, nagpadala ng
picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod.
Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako, kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.

Sintomas ng PINOY LOVE:
As if walang pakialam pero deep inside, worried na… miss na miss na...
Pag nag-text, "So what?" daw Pero later, magre-reply rin naman.
Pa-erase-erase pa ng # kunwari per o… hello… memoryado naman 'yung #.
Kapag hindi tine-text ng bf/gf niya, kunwari, na-wrong send para magpapansin.
Ayaw mag-text pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng bf/gf niya kung kumusta na.
Haaayy… LOVE nga naman sa Pilipinas, oh… pang-adik!
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Paano mo malalaman kung LOVE mo ang isang tao?
Kapag hindi nag-text nang isang araw, nami-miss mo o nagwo-worry ka.
Kapag may iba siyang katext, nagseselos ka.
Habang katext mo, biglang nagpaalam na matutulog na… maiinis ka.
Tuwing aalis siya, inaalam mo kung saan siya pupunta.
Curious ka sa family niya.
Kapag dumampi ang balat/kamay niya sa 'yo, iba ang feeling mo.
Pagtunog ng cellphone mo, pangalan niya ang ine-expect mong lumitaw.
Bago ka matulog, siya ang iniisip mo.
Paggising mo, siya pa rin ang una mong maiisip.
Iniisip mo siya habang binabasa mo ito right now…
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Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE:
• Mahilig kumain.
Panalo ang social life.
Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
• Hayok sa tulog.
• Gadget-addict.
• Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.
• Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.
• Tumataba.
• Porma to the max.
• Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.
Symptoms of a CERTIFIED TAKEN:
• Walang pera.
• Mukhang ngarag at laspag.
• Kuripot.
• Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.
• Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.
• Boring kausap.
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Mga PAMATAY na HIRIT
"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"
"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"
"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"
"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life."
"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy."
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."
"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?"
PAMATAY na REPLY
"Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!"
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GREAT FACTS
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee
Marriage is a relationship wherein one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
The human brain functions 24 hours/day, 365 days/year until you fall for someone…
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T: Ano ang pinakamasakit na maramdaman kung matanda na tayo?
S: 'Yung paggising mo, tapos, pagtingin mo sa tagiliran, matand a rin ang iyong katabi.
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BERTO: Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?
ROMY: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes. Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo
HILARIOUS!!!
2 Mag-amiga naglasing. Paguwi natae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa, nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila:
JUAN:Pare, bantayan natin mga misis natin…Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty!
PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare…Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat "We'll never forget you. From all the guys at the OPERATIONS DEPT."
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Makabagong kasabihan: Kagandahan edition
1 ) Para sa magaganda: "aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka naming papa."
2 ) Para sa gustong magpaganda/retokada: "kung gusto mong lumandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi"
3 ) Para sa mga feeling magaganda: "talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday"
4 ) Para sa mga walang ganda: "mabait man daw at magaling, ang chak a-chaka pa rin"

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Guwapo nagtext: Luv, p load nman P100.
Bakla: Ok! (Nagmamadaling naghanap ng loading station).
Bakla: Narecieve mo na luv?
Guwapo: Hu u?
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Ama: Bading ka ba?
Anak: Opo, dadi
Ama: (Dinuldol sa harina c jr). Ano?! Bading ka pa ba?!
Anak: Hin di na po.
Ama: Eh anon a?
Anak: Geisha na po! (Ang taray!)

Always remember…No matter how bad you are…You are not totally useless.. You can always be….used as a BAD EXAMPLE! Inspiring! Hehe
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Kagabi, sumakay ako sa jeep…lahat cla nakatingin skin…ang sama ng tingin Nla skin…cnubukan kong mag-abot ng bayad pro ndi nla tinangkang kunin ang bayad ko8 0bigla akong kinilabutan…hanggang sa my kumalabit na matanda sa akin at sinabing…."Arkilado namin ito.." hehehe

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7 tips para maiba naman ang araw mo:
1. Sikmuraan ang unang taong kasalubong at humingi ng sorry.
2. Uminom ng pampatulog labanan ito, magexercise.
3. Tibagin ang bahay gamit ang kutsara at buuin muli.
4. Himatayin kunwari sa daan, tiyaking may tao.
5. Tahiin ang puwet at magpatingin sa doctOR
6. Kurutin ang nakababatang kapatid pagkatapos unahan mong umiyak.
7. Makapagtitigan sa isda. Huwag titigil hanggat hindi ito kumukurap…

Thanks for reading!

Something to Remember...

A simple prayers just want to share for you:

This Year No Bonus

IF YOUR BOSS COMES AND TELL YOU THIS YEAR NO BONUS, NO INCREMENT, LEAVE CUT, PAY CUT ?
WHAT SHALL YOU DO ??

AND IF STILL NOTHING HAPPENS WHAT TO DO ?


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Interesting Facts you Wanna Know

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