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Inday (helper, yaya, maid, etc) speaks English .... very well.

I got this from a colleague who sent emails. And I want to share this to you, in order to bring smile on your face. And I hope this will help.

Scenario: Inday (helper, yaya, maid, etc) speaks English .... very well.

1. AMO: Inday! Bakit di ka nagluto ng french fries?! Kanina pa kita inutusan ah!

INDAY: Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of it's simple sugar. When cooked in high temperatures like french fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain. One french fry is worse than one cigarette. So do you still want me to cook the fries?

AMO: (nosebleed)

2. Jeepney Driver: Hoy! Bakit 6 pesos lang binayad mo?! 7.50 na ang pamasahe ngayon! kulang bayad mo!

INDAY: I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I am a student and, by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix.

Jeepney Driver: (nosebleed)

3. P500 = globe plan subscription
P1800 = glutathione tablets
P600 = Olay total effects
P200 = mama


- binabudget ni inday ang kanyang sweldo

4. "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise you policies because it sucks."

- Inday kasama si junior sa principal's office (lufet talaga ni inday!)

5. AMO: Inday, anong gamit mo sa katawan? ang kinis mo kasi eh. Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya...... ..o baka naman kalamansi?

INDAY: No!

INDAY: Only BELO touches my skin, who touches yours?

6. AMO: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda. Oo nga pala, ingglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our week's meal?

INDAY: Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traverse the road to the wet market would be: what certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (pause) Aaaaahh, by manner of careful
extrapolation, given the meager budget and this household's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "ga-lewng-gowng" . Am I correct?

AMO: Leche!

INDAY: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then "ba-ngooz' is it.

(nag internal hemorrhage ang AMO ni INDAY) ^___^. I hope these article helped to put smile on your face.

Thanks for reading….

‘til then…

5 comments:

  1. grabeh trin, naluha ako sa katatawa..harharhar......graveh...and lalim ni inday ni mag english....pd ko to e-grab? hahaha

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  2. i mean nova sorry,

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  3. Hahahaha..thats okies.. no problemo Rose, anytime...u can grabe it... maypa inday no kay lawm kayo english...hahahaha

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  4. Galewng Gowng gyud! Perti si Inday oi!..thanks for the laugh Nov :)

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  5. babyjet:
    my pleasure, i'm glad that i made people laugh/ smile with this...

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